dildos-and-debutantes:

eziolaughingalonewithbitches:

when i was ten years old, my stepbrother and i both had neopets accounts. at some point, we both got frozen for whatever reasons. we got pissed off, so we went to the “how to draw neopets” pages and drew bloody, murdered neopets and then faxed them to the people who ran the website

this is still my favorite story

(Source: connorkenways-butt, via cosmic-nine-year-old)